Go ahead, Mike -- make his day!

"Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead.  No, wait, not me.  You."  -- Jack Handey

Look, a funny news story!  Enjoy.  =)

Source: www.imbd.com

Eastwood Threatens Moore

Clint Eastwood has chillingly warned documentary-maker Michael Moore he'll face certain death if he ever points his camera at him.

Picking up a Special Film-making Achievement prize for Million Dollar Baby at the National Board Of Review Awards dinner in New York on Tuesday, Eastwood urged the Fahrenheit 9/11 director to avoid making him the subject of a future project if he values his life.

However, Eastwood - a staunch supporter of the Republicans - did admit he and Moore have a shared view of how American society should operate.

He said, "Michael Moore and I actually have a lot in common - we both appreciate living in a country where there's free expression. But, Michael, if you ever show up at my front door with a camera - I'll kill you."

And when Eastwood noticed the audience had erupted in laughter to his threat, he emphasized, "I mean it."

However, Moore's representatives insist the comments were intended as a joke: "Michael laughed along with everyone else, and took Mr Eastwood's comments in the lighthearted spirit in which they were given."

My favorite part of this story is picturing Clint pausing while everyone's lauging, then saying, "I mean it."  HA!  Go, Dirty Harry.  :)

p.s.  Go Steelers!